Tuesday, 22 December 2020
Solstice 2020
Tuesday, 8 December 2020
Friday 11th December Gerry Loose Water Story
Water Story was delighted to have guest author Gerry Loose zooming in for this session this
was the title of the session and he certainly gave the industrious Water Story writers a good crafting workout before heading off Eswatini for a gathering of southern African poets. Here's the link via facebook for that session if you'd like to hear it (you need to click the link on the same device that you have facebook connected to...).
Seeing Gerry puts me in mind of a wording duel that Gerry began with me in 2012 when I moored up next to their residential narrow boat in Bowling.
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Water Story 11 Dec 2020 – Gerry Loose
Workshop
Prompt: I as she who …
I am she who dances
alone in the kitchen
I am she who dances
with weans as well as wolves
I am she who dances
in the morning to greet the day
I am she who dances
whether …. or not …. folk are watching
I am she who dances
without sequins and sparkle
I am she who dances
while she can
Kate Lindsay
Water Story
11 December 2020
Workshop with Gerry Loose
Prompt: an encounter with someone or something that meant a lot but did not involve words
Small Encounters
The hand on my elbow as we make our way along the corridor
The glance of understanding as we wait
The step aside in recognition that to go on unhindered is easier than beginning again
The nod of acknowledgement to experiences shared
The arm across my shoulders while emotion abates
The cold air on my face as I open the door
The sight of the red breast of the robin
Water Story Xmas Perty ~ 27th November 2020
What a time we had at the Xmas Perty - all dressed up with a "wee refreshement" and plenty of cheer. Not quite as Diane remembers in her exquisite painting (hidden talents Diane!) or Sheila with her less than flattering photo of the inebriated captain!
Pat started us off in stitches with her take on TS Elliot's Journey of the Magi
The Journey of the Lifebelters
by Pat Sutherland
Just the time of year
for going arse over tit on the ice
and doing battle in the supermarket
for the last loaf.
There were times we regretted
ever getting involved
in all that tinsel tawdriness
and the highway robbery of Festive Menus
full of reconstituted turkey
and khaki knackered sprouts.
Still we soldiered on,
to the soundtrack of Slade
with the voices singing in our ears, saying
that this was all mince.
The on-board Christmas party brought relief, however,
Captain Bev pouring libations topped with Cointreau,
Aileen impersonating The Laughing Policeman
And Pat setting fire to the mince pies
And the barge rocking to our tuneless singing.
Then came January and hacking coughs
And we all learned the word ‘pandemic’
But there was no information, though Boris said
It would all blow over, which it did, from Glasgow Cross to
Auchtermuchty and beyond.
New rules followed; we washed our hands
And closed our doors, but set down
This set down
This: Bev and Larry
Saved us from ourselves
Not a moment too soon,
Finding Zoom, (a cloud-based video communications app that allows you to set up virtual video and audio.)
Meetings had a new dimension:
Can you hear me?
No, Put your face up to the screen! Where’s Kay gone?
I’m stuck out here in the ether; get me back!
My screen’s gone blank, no, I can see your feet!
What’s a screen shot? Fuck’s sake! Pat can’t find the link AGAIN…
All this has carried on to the present,
And we’ll be glad when it’s over
but set down
This set down
This
out of Covid new poets have sprung,
Lifebelters have written their way through
House arrest and endless grey days
Prizes were won and pieces published
Lesley has woven magic words and music
Kay has walked through four pairs of boots
And we have kept each other afloat
In our lifebelts.
Here’s tae us!
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The event fell short of authentic Water Story festive spirit, simply because our atmospheres were not suffused with the smoke of Pat's culinary responsibilities... it just isn't the same if Pat isn't setting fire to sausage rolls, croissants or mince pies.
The festivities came to a natural halt and this wayward captain realised that yes, even in the midst of this hilarity, there was writing to be done. And so it was. I'm still waiting for contributions from the crew but here is one from your captain.
Merry Christmas all x
The Thirteenth Day of Christmas
Lines for a Christmas Card by Hilaire Belloc
May all my enemies go to hell,
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Wednesday, 18 November 2020
Friday 13th November with Cap'n Bev
and wrote for 7 minutes on the question
"What is your life conversation?"... right now.
Sandra Birnie nailed it - here is her piece:
Life Conversation
by Sandra Birnie
Take a look around and touch the
Thursday, 12 November 2020
30th October Live Session with Lesley O'Brien
Another publication on Dear Damsels for Giovanna McKenna, "Perhaps"
What a treat of a session we had on the 30th October with the marvellous storyteller Lesley O'Brien who took us for a singing walk seeking leprechauns and berries for our bucket with this piece:
As always some stunning writing came out of the session - here's a taste:
Rations
Our Helen, a teacher, has been much busier than the rest of us through lockdown but has found time to submit a piece of prose quite apt for Water Story... thanks Helen!
Lifejacket
by Helen Elsley
The smallest and most recent swimmer, I was the only one who had to wear a lifejacket. I slipped it off whenever their backs were turned, walked sure-footed and free over the roof of the barge, stepped off at bridges and trailed along the towpath half-drunk on head-high meadowsweet.
My mother fell in first. Pushing off from a mooring, she made the rookie error of leaving her feet on the bank. “Frank,” she snapped, “Frank. Do something!” Her body slowly went horizontal between towpath and departing boat, before she had to step inevitably off into cold wildfowl-scattering water up to her waist.
Next, my brothers. Given free rein in an inflatable dinghy, they paddled blithely under the run-off from a lock and were swamped, slowly sinking side by side until only their crew cuts were visible, dark and fair among the foam.
My big sister, schlepping along the side wearing the last word in seventies Swedish clogs, slipped wooden-soled into the industrial waters of Birmingham at the back of a sanitary-ware factory. A row of toilet bowls along the edge of the yard looked down on her floundering as the buoyant clogs bobbed to the surface.
My father seemed safe enough, feet planted, hand on tiller, pirate king for a week. But spectacularly, impossibly, he managed to steer into a flooded field and waded off to fetch a farmer with a tractor and a towrope. I surely cannot remember this, and yet I do, and he is not here to ask. I remember him humming, tuneless as the 4-mile-an-hour engine, happy. At the swing bridge where he had hung about to help as an evacuee, his own long-ago canal summer was close enough to touch in the handle on the winding mechanism.
Lifejacket spurned, I stayed bone-dry and told-you-so triumphant.
Thursday, 8 October 2020
2 October Live session with Lynnda Wardle ~ "Write around the Room"
Lynnda's theme today took inspiration from the classic 'Journey Around my Room’ 1794 by Xavier de Maistre (a soldier confined to his quarters for 6 weeks because he was caught in an illegal duel) we will explore our own surroundings to uncover material for intense, focused writing.
"Walk around the edges of your kitchen keeping you back to the wall. Notice everything. Touch the surfaces, notice how the surface feel. Notice what you see, both ordinary and anything you haven’t noticed before. Look at how things are arranged against the wall. What is in the middle of the room? Spend a few moments looking up at the ceiling what do you notice?"
"Imagine the room is a landscape. Think of the floor: is it a forest floor, a desert, the sea, a bog? Describe this imagined floor.
Thinking of the furniture: what kind of shapes do they form? Mountains? Icebergs? Giant trees etc?
Tall objects like cupboards or the fridge? What form do they take? Cliffs? Etc
Ceiling? What kind of covering? Sky? Or something else?
Now take these elements and thread them together as a short piece of writing in any form. Include your souvenir object. What is its function? What could it be used for in this new landscape? Does it have a story of its own?
Catrice's found object was this poem she wrote at the age of ten:
You can see some of Lynnda Wardle's writing here
Thursday, 24 September 2020
Loch Lomond! 18th September 2020
Huge thanks to Cruise Loch Lomond who donated a morning aboard their splendid vessel on Loch Lomond today. Pat and Sheila here have been shielding since early March, and the effect of the fresh air and actually spending time with real people? Well in all honesty, the pens nestled undisturbed at the bottom of our bags for the duration of the splendid, sunny sail.














